Car Rental Return Lady: How did everything go?
ME: Fine. Exhausting, but fine.
Car Rental Return Lady: Poor thing. I bet you are hard working, single mom.
ME: No, I don’t have any kids.
Car Rental Return Lady: Oh. (awkward pause)…I like your hair!
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