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Car Rental Return Lady: Poor thing. I bet you are hard working, single mom.
ME: No, I don’t have any kids.
Car Rental Return Lady: Oh. (awkward pause)…I like your hair!
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And not only that, but she bets you’re sassy!
I’m not even sure what she was trying to say – but I can’t wait to see your hair!
wtf? uh, you wear a wedding ring yes? that is just bizarre.
hey. I take a compliment anywhere and anyplace I can get it.
I think she was just changing the subject when she realized her error.
Can I use that line every time I say something stupid to a woman?
Only if you want to get punched in the wiener.
umm….what? that is so random. you should have questioned her as to how she reached this conclusion.
HA!