Apparently the 100 THINGS ABOUT ME is a blogger’s rite of passage. Unfortunately, I could only come up with 60. If I last long enough in the cool blogging clique, then I will add to it; and we will all rejoice the day I told a bunch of strangers 100 things I probably should have kept to myself.
(UPDATE: I finally managed to get to 100. How awesome am I?)
1. “Underpants” and “toes” are my favorite words
2. I hate talking on the phone
3. I can’t watch a movie without eating either Dark Chocolate Raisinettes or Sour Patch Kids
4. Guys who walk on their toes freak me out
6. I think anyone who equates chocolate with sex is doing one of them wrong
7. I played with Barbies until I was 12
8. I think bald guys with goatees, glasses, and polo shirts are hot
9. I hate it when people start and end sentences to me with ‘girl’ or ‘girlfriend’
10. I taught my brother to say ‘fuck you’ when he was 2
11. I am disgusted with politics but can’t stop watching Rachel Maddow
12. I took 3 courses on sexuality in college
13. My favorite scene in a movie is in ‘Chasing Amy’ with Hooper X at the Comic Con
14. I want to learn to scuba dive
15. I didn’t work until I was 19
16. I’ve cheated on every boyfriend I’ve ever had
17. Ive never been comfortable with my weight
18. I don’t want to have kids but I have names picked out… just in case
19. I listen to people’s conversations in public
20. I hate when black people call each other nigger
21. I like ROCK OF LOVE but I hate AMERICAN IDOL
22. I would consider getting plastic surgery
23. I didn’t get my eyebrows waxed until I was 22
24. I want to learn golf so I can be the female Tiger Woods
25. If I won the lottery, the first thing I’d do is change my number
26. I don’t cook
27. I grew up with my drug addicted mother and have been to 4 different ‘anonymous’ meetings
28. I wish I was smarter
29. I am addicted to online Scrabble
30. I was molested by a babysitter when I was 8
31. I have a master’s degree but no idea what I want to be when I grow up
32. I know all the words to the Gummy Bears, Gem, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme songs
33. I’ve read all of the Sweet Valley High books
34. I’d rather watch hockey than basketball
35. I have a hard time distinguishing between people from Asian countries
36. When I put my sunglasses on my head, my dad said ‘you wear them like a white girl’. I didn’t know there was an ethnic way to put your sunglasses when you went inside.
37. I am terrible with money
38. I am shy one-on-one, but can work a crowd
39. Farts make me laugh
40. I am not happy with how my wedding turned out
41. I love the “Alternative 90’s Rock Hits” station on iTunes
42. I never had an imaginary friend
43. When I walk into a place, I scan the room for black people
44. I don’t think THE SIMPSONS are cool anymore
45. I don’t tuck in the sheets when I make the bed
46. I am sensitive
47. I haven’t bought anyone a gift in almost 5 years
48. I don’t like when people who do my hair or nails don’t speak to me
49. I hate it when masseuses talk during massages
50. I put tin foil on my teeth as a kid because I wanted braces
51. I’ve had a crush on every single one of my guy friends
52. I would be a lesbian if I didn’t have to go ‘down there’
53. I hate how I look with short hair
54. The shirt “Strictly For My Ninjas” makes me giggle
55. I like going to strip clubs
56. I started my period on my wedding day
57. I yelled at a girl for smoking pot next to me at a Busta Rhymes concert
58. I still don’t know why Jeremy spoke in class today
59. I wish I played a musical instrument
60. I laughed at a kid who got kicked in the balls and shouted “Oh, my nuggets!”
61. I like baseball because I can talk while watching it
63. Bethenny ‘Holy Inappropriateness’ Frankel is my favorite real housewife
64. I only watch 3 scripted TV shows, the rest are all reality shows
65. I never had a dog as a pet
66. I hooked up more in my church youth group than I did at school
67. I Google old boyfriends, but I have no desire to get in touch with them
68. I sing (and dance) in my car
69. I have no idea how to use fabric softener or iron
70. No one in my family is still with the first person they married
71. I was a gymnast as a kid until I got too tall
72. The tried out for my high school soccer team to impress a boy
73. I don’t eat vegetables
74. I pick the books I read based on whether or not they were made into movies, are on the NY Times Bestseller List, or are recommended by Oprah
75. I met Corey Haim in an airport and he looked like shit
76. I decided I didn’t want to work in the professional sports industry after interning for a professional sports dance team
77. I want to see a game at Wrigley Field and Fenway Park
78. I think cruises are the best way to vacation
79. I am friends with a former stripper and a former phone sex operator
80. I blame John Hughes for all of my unrealistic expectations about relationships
81. I used to drag my goddaughter to cartoon movies so I didn’t look like a child molester in the theater
82. I have never been asked on a date by a black man (who has a job, a car, all his teeth, no kids, and was not yelling at me from a bus)
83. I didn’t have my first date until I was 21
84. I have (in a drunken stupor) peed in a bed twice–only one was my bed
85. I’ve never been in a fight
86. I am obsessed with jewelry, shoes, sunglasses, and handbags. Probably because I can have them no matter how much I weigh.
87. I will own Chanel sunglasses one day
88. I think there should be a law against people sitting righ next to you in unassigned, public seating areas. I HATE when people who don’t have to sit RIGHT NEXT TO ME. If want to see me get ethnic, do that.
89. People who blink hard irritate me. I am sure you can’t help it, but it bugs the shit out of me
90. I like to curse
91. “Tainted Love” (the ‘Where Did Our Love Go’ version) will always put me in a good mood, no matter what
92. I have a thing for drummers
93. I’m ashamed of myself for not taking initiative in my friendships- but I haven’t done anything to fix it
94. I’ve had more than 5 jobs since 2005
95. People annoy me, but I thrive when people are around
96. I frequently wake up at 4am with too much stuff on my mind, especially money
97. I hit a kid twice with my car
98. I had sex with a gay virgin- but I didn’t know it until later
99. I have no idea how to take care of my hair, so I have fake hair braided onto mine.
100. I get irriated when I see a token black person in a show or movie (i’m talking to you, Southern Belles Louisville) because (a) the tokenness is never addressed and/or (b) people assume that’s how my life is.
